Quotable Quotes

 

Most people have some sort of religion. At least they know which church they're staying away from.

Refusing to belong to the Church because its members are imperfect is like refusing food at a restaurant because the chef has a temper.

Christianity has survived Christians for two thousand years now, which is surely evidence that maybe something is going on there.

This article first appeared in the Ramsden Bellhouse Baptist Church Review - Winter 2005 Edition.

 

 

Boy to father, "What does procrastinate mean?". - "I'll tell you later"

 

"If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the duvet back to your side of the bed."

 

"Hell is not to love anymore"

 

"Many church people have been starched and ironed. But they have never been washed"

 

This article first appeared in the Ramsden Bellhouse Baptist Church Review - Spring 2005 Edition.